Laugh!! I laughed so hard I nearly @#$% myself.

In the interest of better health, and after exhaustive research, I provide for your edification and endorphin production, literary humor sampled from the internet < Note: I said researched, not plagiarized 🙂 >

“To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.” ― Steven Wright

“Writers don’t have lifestyles. They sit in little rooms and write. – Norman Mailer

“The road to hell is paved with adverbs.” – Stephen King

“I get a lot of big ideas, and occasionally I come up with one myself.” – Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Over Enthusiastic

“If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.”
– Doug Larson

“Behind every Plagiarism there is Google” ― Vikash Shrivastava

“The dubious privilege of a freelance writer is he’s given the freedom to starve anywhere.” – S.J. Perelman

And then there was the story about a linguistics professor lecturing to his English class. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.”

A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”

(borrowed from http://www.jokebuddha.com/web/8HJ/Writer)

There’s always a “smart arse” somewhere, thankfully, otherwise the world would be a much duller place.